** Warning ** Kinda gross but amusing..

So my job as a custodian has been qutie interesting.. Most nights I clean all the bathrooms.. there are a total of 21 seperate bathrooms and I find some weird stuff.. And so, I have some do's and don'ts of Bathroom etiquette..


* DO drink BEER when on a date you just can't stand in the bathrooms and stuff it in the trash bins in the womens' stalls or hide it behind the toliet seat. Any brand will do..



* DO drink even HARDER alcohol when its a blind date..



*DON'T eat ice cream from a different place than what's in the food court and place a FULL cup of it in the trash bins in the womens' stalls..



*DO put up signs that help the "Team Members" (Employees) remember when to wash their hands.. Oh.. and before sending them off to be made, DON'T proofread it..


* DO eat Limited Edition Junior Mints that are most likely from Christmas.. 5 years ago..

* DO whenever necessary, PROTECT yourself from chemicals and stench from STUCK FECES in toilets.

*DO rush to the bathroom and use a SPEEDCATH on the way just to make sure you don't miss the toilet.. Then place on TOP of the trash for all to see..

* DON'T have SEX in a public bathroom and leave your evidence in, not one but, TWO URINALS..


*DO have a Fire Extinguisher holder right next to bathrooms where "Guests" (Customers) can see that there is absolutely NO FIRE EXTINGUISHER Present.. "Please feel SAFE being in our theatres when a Fire happens to break out.. We know exactly what to do.."

*DON'T make your MARK on every toilet seat protector sheet case.. It makes the custodians hallucinate from chemicals used to remove it..

Couple more for women only..
*DO throw your USED TAMPONS in the toilet! That is where they go.. Not at the bottom of the TRASH BINS! :) Thank you for thinking of the people who have to clean up the bloody mess..

*DON'T forget to bring EXTRA underwear just in case you want to dispose of the pair your wearing in the trash bins..

*DO put your children's diapers in the TRASH not trash bins in the stalls, but by all means please put your childrens' GROSS dirty undies in the trash bins..

FOR MEN:

* DO spit your NASTY GUM in the urinals where you urinate when the trash cans are 5 feet away and RIGHT BY the door you exit from..

*DO pee ALL over the separations of the urinals and ALL over the FLOOR.. Other men and custodians LOVE stepping in and smelling it..

Thank you and PLEASE remember these rules.. Be courteous to the custodians.. I know we're paid to clean but help us just a little ;)

hahaha.. In no way am I endorsing such behavior..